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Created on 2009-03-22 22:17:44 (#19184191), never updated
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Basic Info| Name: | hammerpenis |
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BioFull name: Captain Hammer
Aliases: N/A
Canon from: Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Canon type: Web series
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Link to picture of character: http://thelittlestwinslow.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/captain-hammer1.jpg
Character history:
From the moment he was born, everyone knew Captain Hammer was special. After all, you don’t name your child Captain Hammer unless he is destined for mighty and heroic things. Sadly, Captain Hammer’s parents died when he was very young, giving him the appropriate amount of back story angst to be a proper superhero in today’s jaded world.
After this tragedy, Hammer was raised at a boarding school for gifted youth, not to be mistaken with anything from a certain comic book series about mutants because ripping off ideas is wrong. When he graduated, Hammer devoted himself to fighting evil and, naturally, getting lots of sex along the way.
Hammer reached the pinnacle of his career of heroism when he finally met his arch-nemesis, Dr Horrible. He devoted his life to victory over this evil genius and even managed to steal Horrible’s love interest away from him. And so, while good may be dumb, it also worked out pretty well for Captain Hammer.
At least until he got hit by Horrible’s Death Ray and woke up in Glaxcin Prison. That wasn’t exactly part of the plan.
Character personality:
Captain Hammer has a glowing personality. At least if by glowing personality you mean that he is self-centered, shallow, and a bit of a bully.
But he’s really nice to women. If they are attractive. And not a creepy groupie because those girls are just weird.
And that’s about it. He’s not really into being complicated.
Physical description:
Captain Hammer is incredibly handsome. And strong. And handsome. He has perfect brown hair that looks like it could be in a shampoo commercial. His muscles could be sculpted from stone. His clothes could be bought in any clothing store. And of course, there are his two black gloves, protecting his hands from suffering when he smites evil!
(But remember, his hands aren’t the hammer.
The hammer is his penis.)
Magical powers or special skills: Super-human strength and near- invulnerability.
Any crimes committed in canon: Assault, harassment
Crime incarcerated into Glaxcin for: Bribing the mayor
Aliases: N/A
Canon from: Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Canon type: Web series
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Link to picture of character: http://thelittlestwinslow.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/captain-hammer1.jpg
Character history:
From the moment he was born, everyone knew Captain Hammer was special. After all, you don’t name your child Captain Hammer unless he is destined for mighty and heroic things. Sadly, Captain Hammer’s parents died when he was very young, giving him the appropriate amount of back story angst to be a proper superhero in today’s jaded world.
After this tragedy, Hammer was raised at a boarding school for gifted youth, not to be mistaken with anything from a certain comic book series about mutants because ripping off ideas is wrong. When he graduated, Hammer devoted himself to fighting evil and, naturally, getting lots of sex along the way.
Hammer reached the pinnacle of his career of heroism when he finally met his arch-nemesis, Dr Horrible. He devoted his life to victory over this evil genius and even managed to steal Horrible’s love interest away from him. And so, while good may be dumb, it also worked out pretty well for Captain Hammer.
At least until he got hit by Horrible’s Death Ray and woke up in Glaxcin Prison. That wasn’t exactly part of the plan.
Character personality:
Captain Hammer has a glowing personality. At least if by glowing personality you mean that he is self-centered, shallow, and a bit of a bully.
But he’s really nice to women. If they are attractive. And not a creepy groupie because those girls are just weird.
And that’s about it. He’s not really into being complicated.
Physical description:
Captain Hammer is incredibly handsome. And strong. And handsome. He has perfect brown hair that looks like it could be in a shampoo commercial. His muscles could be sculpted from stone. His clothes could be bought in any clothing store. And of course, there are his two black gloves, protecting his hands from suffering when he smites evil!
(But remember, his hands aren’t the hammer.
The hammer is his penis.)
Magical powers or special skills: Super-human strength and near- invulnerability.
Any crimes committed in canon: Assault, harassment
Crime incarcerated into Glaxcin for: Bribing the mayor
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